Friday, December 14, 2012

Wait, What?




There are so many things in life that make you go “hmm.” And many others that make you say “WTF?” But, this one right here? This shit right here? It clearly qualifies as a classic conundrum, and is one of those things that, unless you’ve been paying strict attention, just might slip in under the RADAR.

What I’m about to say isn’t really news, and I’m sure I’m not the first to realize it or mention it...but seeing as how it’s 2012, the Mayan calendar has predicted the impending end of the world as we know it and Obama has won his re-election bid...it might be relevant and high time for a reminder. So, on to the $64,000 question. In movies, why is there always a black president in the White House during some cataclysm or apocalyptic event? What’s with the black presidents in disaster movies? Given the times, is this a perfect storm of fuckery on an epic scale, or what?

Since life holds innumerable possibilities and experiences, this type of nonsense, when viewed from a purely statistical, probabilistic standpoint, should lead the logical thinkers among us to question the proliferation of these “coincidences.” In other words, the shit that happens in life is, more often than not, so random—in spite of your, or anyone’s, best laid plans and intentions—that when something like this continually pops up over and over again, those with more than a few functioning brain cells should surely, at the very least, raise an eyebrow at this tomfoolery. Of course, it’s also possible that we’ve become so inure to these mass media shenanigans that things like this don’t even register.

Now, coincidences will happen. But it doesn’t take an Einstein to know some real bullshit when you see it. It can be argued that the majority of mass media exists primarily for entertainment purposes. Even so-called “news” outlets (which are owned by major corporations, beholden to government for their existence and profit margins)—for all their size and reach, comprise but a small percentage of media as a whole. And, although their “duty” and primary focus is to “inform,” news programs are still produced in a way so as to make them marginally entertaining. So what are “they” trying to
tell us?

TV, especially, literally has the power to physically change your brain wave patterns, lulling you into a drool-inducing, zombie-like state—perfect for you to passively, unquestioningly absorb the rapid-fire stimuli of images and text—sensory overload further facilitated by the accompaniment of mood-altering music. Of course, this subject matter is far beyond the scope of this post—but true, nonetheless and easily verifiable. Why do you think they call it “programming?” Hmm... I will revisit this at a later date.

Passive entertainment strips you of your ability for critical thought—it’s certainly dimmed a fair degree, for sure.  Therefore, a tough economy (getting tougher all the time) and a mindset firmly routed in escapism will lead you to cheap entertainment. And so I give you: the movies—“we are here now, entrain us.” (No, that’s not a typo. Deep.) Now, I love the movies, and who doesn’t? But to watch a movie and be aware of all the allegory and symbolism, not miss the plethora of hidden meanings and numerous overt references, you must resist your willingness to suspend your disbelief.

On the surface, we can all watch a movie and be quite easily entertained by things blowing up every 5 minutes and bad guys eventually getting their due. I just wish they didn’t wreck so many eighty-thousand dollar cars. Hook me up, yo! CGI that shit next time. Sure, many movies are exactly what they appear to be, “bread and circuses.” But, more likely, the screenwriter/producer/director has something to say. And to say it, they often use a device know as “predictive programming.” Yeah, look that one up and get back to me. Now, once again, consider the question: “Why is there always a black president in the White House in disaster movies?” 

~Brought to you by my good friend... Daryl Hope

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